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Duly Keynoted

Why is the keynote speech such a train wreck at most academic conferences?
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Application Denied

Is it unfair for the college to reject my grant request for the spring simply because I’m leaving in the fall?
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Love Your Suit

But not enough to wear the same one for four days of interviews at a conference.